Astro-Man wears an ice blue cape,
a fireside chat smile, and the cosmos on his chest
yeah, we were all a little safer with him around.
he had a thousand arms made of polished bronze
for hugging the whole city.
when our city cried broken glass he made it look like diamonds
yeah, we were all a little better off with him in the sky
ain’t no villains no more
so theren’t no one t fight
don’t need a fist-swinging, wife-stealing, white-toothed
badass like Astro-Man
with no one t fight
reckon that’s why he took t killing
crime of passion they callt it
the renowned philanderer and philanthropist,
thorny crowned king of image and PR
Astro-Man was found guilty
of homicidal negligence and dereliction
He is currently beyond our reach.